Thanks for letting me get in my car, asshat.

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 08/27/2014 at 21:52 • Filed to: None

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If you drive an office building like that at least learn how to maneuver it in a parking lot kthx

Grindintosecond > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/27/2014 at 21:53

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fold in his mirror

Nibby > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/27/2014 at 21:54

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Sometimes you don't have much choice if you have to go to a place with narrow spaces. I know dat feel

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Grindintosecond 08/27/2014 at 21:55

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But I'm not driving a Miata.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Nibby 08/27/2014 at 21:57

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These spaces were wide as hell and there was no space to the left of the SUV. He was at the end of a row (rather, at a corner) and had nothing but space.

Freaking soccer moms.

Nibby > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/27/2014 at 21:58

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Oh, dumb.

Grindintosecond > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/27/2014 at 21:59

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inexcusable. Now, some places where I'm at, typically new builds or newly done parking lots have such narrow spaces or cramped lots that a crew cab f-150, not the monster 350 duallies mind you, have to back and forth several times just to get out of the space.

shop-teacher > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/27/2014 at 22:19

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Maybe I'm a jerk, but I feel pretty OK putting door dings into those peoples' cars.

thebigbossyboss > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/27/2014 at 22:20

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You would hate my work. We all try to get passenger side to passenger side because the spots are so narrow.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > shop-teacher 08/27/2014 at 22:23

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Eh, they didn't physically harm my car so I'm not that vengeful. Might piss on their tires or in their cabin air filter, though.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/27/2014 at 22:24

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Leave a note saying "I peed on your door handles". You don't actually have to do it, the note itself should create sufficient paranoia.

Vi517, JDX Racing > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/27/2014 at 22:40

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Because Escalade. #shotsfired

shop-teacher > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/27/2014 at 22:50

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Fair enough. I get pissy when someone parks so close to me, that I have to climb in my passenger side. That happens to me every couple years.

tromoly > shop-teacher 08/27/2014 at 23:04

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Parking brake, and for that matter putting the transmission in park, only affect the rear tires. For times like this, always carry a floor jack to scoot the back of the car over.

Or, you know, you could always do this.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > tromoly 08/27/2014 at 23:08

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I think there's an appropriate XKCD for every single situation in the entirety of the human experience & imagination.

shop-teacher > tromoly 08/27/2014 at 23:14

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My friends and I just picked up and pivoted the back of an offending Hyundai once.

Kevin Rhodes > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 08/29/2014 at 11:55

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I had some jackass park so close to my car once that I had to get in the passenger side and wiggle my fat butt over the console. It was a brand new Audi, still with paper plates. Let's just say the door ding I left him with was EPIC. I put all 350lbs behind it, several times. And I feel absolutely zero remorse about it. I was driving my beater Volvo wagon, so I didn't care about any damage to my door. At all.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Kevin Rhodes 08/29/2014 at 12:07

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oooh, ouch. That is evil :D

Echo51 > Kevin Rhodes 09/03/2014 at 07:33

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Considered doing this SO many times since my door is already dented and paint cracked and half-rusting. But they didn't really deserve it enough